LIFE BY PUMPKIN: A CAT'S VIEW ON EVERYTHING
Life by Pumpkin: A Cat's View on Everything chronicles the heartwarming adventures of Pumpkin, an orange tabby with determined curiosity, a desire for undivided attention, and dreams of world dominance. He provides instruction on how to train your human and an analysis of their odd rituals, such as standing under falling water in the morning, changing their fur daily, and being obsessed with portable, lighted rectangles that periodically make annoying noises. Pumpkin offers his views on everything, including how to handle intruders, the importance of morning yoga, and the best day of the year when boxes, ribbons, and crinkly paper are strewn about the floor in abundance. Pumpkin provides a glimpse of the world through a cat’s eyes and isn’t afraid to tell us what he thinks.
LIFE BY PUMPKIN: A CAT'S TALE
Life by Pumpkin: A Cat’s Tale records the wise teachings and endearing adventures of Pumpkin, an orange tabby cat with strong opinions, unbridled self-confidence, and dreams of expanding his territory into distant lands. Pumpkin shares his opinions on using cuteness to influence those around you, the proper punishment for acts of betrayal, and how to handle new four-legged additions to the family. He provides sage advice on how to manage your human, properly train a mouse toy army, defend your territory from intruders, and utilize all available resources to lay crafty plans for world domination. Pumpkin hopes to spread his message far and wide and let the world know that cats, not humans, are actually in charge.
LIFE BY PUMPKIN: A CAT'S TEACHINGS
Life by Pumpkin: A Cat’s Teachings records the wisdom and grand adventures of Pumpkin, an orange tabby cat with a big heart, strong opinions, and a desire for power. Pumpkin shares his advice on how to manipulate your human, defend your territory from intruders, and execute covert operations to gain control of your food supply chain. He discusses the latest fur styles, his favorite recipes, and fascinating human habits that amuse felines everywhere. Pumpkin warns against interacting with people in sterile offices who wear long white fur and smell like other animals; they’re not to be trusted. As an enterprising cat, Pumpkin plans to conquer nearby territories and spread his teachings throughout the land.